When you pick food from your beard.
When someone asks you to work for free.
“If you think you’re pretty, you’re not”.
Nigerian women hold the world cup for cheating, please!
The FG needs to face their work!
When you wake up late and miss Sahur.
The food of champions TBH!
Not every time sweet potatoes, sometimes try Irish potatoes.
When your mother prices something from N5000 to N250.
Benue people don’t joke with their pounded yam.
Not every time Jollof, sometimes healthy coconut rice.
“We’ll get back to you”.
Pounded yam and Nsala soup will seriously make your mouth water.
Don’t play yourself.
The actions of the Lagos State Government are just unnaceptable!
When you have to look for the perfect selfie angle.
People are carrying this matter to church o!
Miyan Taushe and Gurasa are relationship goals!
When you find a tailor that doesn’t lie or delay your work.
When you ask them to fulfil their campaign promises.
When you don’t know what ‘EbaNation’ and ‘TbossNation’ means.
Another Nigerian book makes it to Hollywood.
When lying is actually your only talent.
Speedy biscuit was bae!
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