20 Beautiful Names To Call Your Vagina

November 10, 2021

Yesterday, I randomly remembered this hilarious article about interesting names men can give their penises, so I thought “Why don’t I do the same for vaginas?”

Spice up your relationship with your vagina today and feel free to pick one (or more) of the nicknames in this article to start calling her. Thank us later.

1. Sisi

2. Pumpum

3. Destiny changer 

4. Weapon of love 

5. Funke!

6. Mumu button

7. Waterfalls

8. Pancakes

9. Sweetness

10. Moi-Moi (because she’s moist)

11. Cherri Koko

12. Promised land

13. Heaven

14. Tight corner 

15. Remote control

16. Small gen 

17. Honey pot

18. Fountain of pleasure 

19. Miss mamas

20. Mortar (since she can take a pounding)

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