8 Easy Ways To Steal Someone’s Destiny

September 9, 2021

This life can be funny. Many people are out there with big destinies, but they don’t know how to use it. And here you are, with big ideas on how to use that destiny. How can you steal it from them? It’s simple. We already compiled 8 easy ways you can do that.

We believe you already have a babalawo that will help you convert that destiny to cash. We don’t know the process for that. What we know is the process of stealing destiny, and that is just what we are about to show you.

1. Sleep with them.

They are probably thinking, “I will wear a condom.” Well, condoms can protect people from Sexually Transmitted Diseases, but can condoms stop Sexual Transmission of Destiny? The answer is no. By the time you are done with their destiny, when they hear sex, they will run.

2. Steal their underwear.

Just pack it from the wire where they spread it and voila, free destiny has landed in the palm of your hands. The type of underwear determines the kind of destiny. Boxer shorts, you can get enough destiny to buy a 3-bedroom flat. G-string, that one will buy you an okada.

3. Cook for them.

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Any man or woman that you cook for, you have collected their destiny. Just add a boiled egg to the food and make sure they eat it whole. You don’t believe us? Read this article:

5 Nigerians Talk About Being Initiated Into Witchcraft Through Food

4. Swallow their semen.

They’ll probably think you are freaky. Especially in this Nigeria where everybody is an aspiring pornstar. This will be the easiest. Just tell them to give you that semen. As they are pumping it and you are swallowing it, you are collecting every bit of their destiny. Once you are done, wipe your mouth and wear your clothes. E don be for that guy.

5. Taste their menstrual blood.

This is a double-edged sword. If you, as a woman, use your menstrual blood to cook stew for the man, you have collected his destiny. There is no greater kayanmata. But if the man tastes your menstrual blood on his own accord, sorry dear, but your destiny don leave you go be that oh. So, it’s a game of wit. May the best menstrual blood taster win.

6. Find their barbing salon and steal their hair.

Just one tuft is enough. Why else do you think some people carry poly bag to the barbing salon to pack their hair after the barber is done cutting? Outsmart them. You can even open a barbing salon for this reason. Destiny Barbing Salon. They won’t even know that they are barbing their destiny away.

7. Run a wig rental business.

Buy a very fancy wig, and start renting out at very cheap prices. For example, 24 inches bone straight for 2k per day. People will patronise you big time. They won’t know that you are using it to gather destiny. Before they realise it, you have already cashed out and you are doing giveaway on Twitter. Who gon’ check you boo? NOBODY. Periodt!

8. Ask them nicely.

Honestly, some people are tired of their destinies, if you ask nicely on a good day, they fit dash you. Besides, what do you stand to lose from being polite? If they refuse, then you can confidently say you asked them nicely and they refused.

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