Someone Reimagined The American Presidential Candidates as Disney Villains And It’s Perfect

November 19, 2015

Ben Carson as Kaa in The Jungle Book.

“Ooh, my s-s-sinus. You have just made a s-s-s-serious mistake, my friend. A very s-s-s-stupid…mis-s-stake. Look me in the eye when I’m speaking to you.”―Kaa

Hilary Clinton as Queen Grimhilde in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

“Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest one of all?”―Queen Grimhilde

Jeb Bush as Scar in Lion King.

“Well as far as brains go, I’ve got the lion’s share. But when it comes to brute strength, I’m afraid I’m at the shallow end of the gene pool.”―Scar

Mike Huckabee as Claude Frollo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

“The sentence for insubordination is death. Such a pity. You threw away a promising career.”―Frollo

Chris Christie as Ursula in The Little Mermaid.

“I’m not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You’ll never even miss it. What I want from you is your voice.”―Ursula

Carly Fiornia as Mother Gothel in Tangled.

“You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.”―Mother Gothel

Marco Rubio as the Horned King in The Book of Three.

“Oh my soldiers… Soon the Black Cauldron will be mine. Its evil power will course through my veins, and I shall make you Cauldron Born. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Then you will worship me! Me… Oh, my soldiers. How long I have thirsted to be a god among mortal men.”―Horned King

Bernie Sanders as Hades in Hercules.

“Name’s Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doin’?”―Hades

Donald Trump as Gaston in Beauty & The Beast; Ratcliffe in Pocahontas and Shan Yu in Mulan.

“No one says “no” to Gaston!”―Gaston “This is my land! I make the laws here! And I say anyone who so much as looks at an Indian without killing him on sight, will be tried for treason and hanged!”―Ratcliffe “I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me!”―Shan Yu Featured image via As-Coa.

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