How To Make A Guy Fall In Love With You

June 19, 2021

How to make a guy fall in love with you in these difficult times? That depends on a lot of things, but it can be a hard feat especially if the guy is playing hard to get. But men are cheap, and we know just the right thing you need to do. How to make a guy fall in love with you? Just follow our tips and you’ll land the love of your love.

1. Be wicked to him.

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Listen, men are turned on by wickedness. The more wicked you are, the more they chase after you like a fly pursuing a corpse. So, if you are looking for how to make a guy fall in love with you, increase the level of your wickedness. Who nice girl help? Certainly not in this situation.

2. Call him big head and insult him.

Yes. That’s the only way to codedly let him know that you are interested in farming on his vineyard. If he doesn’t get the hint on time, casually say, “Abeg oh, I don’t want your girlfriend to come and beat me oh” and his senses will be activated and he will start chasing you in earnest.

3. Buy him gifts.

Some men are naturally materialistic and you might need to win them over with gifts. Don’t worry about the money, you will collect it back in the relationship.

4. Cook for him.

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Especially the men of this generation that are always talking about food like it was hunger that sent them out of heaven. So, start by taking a cooler of food to his house. By the time you use your period blood to make efo riro for him, he will not know what hit him. He will just know he has to date you.

5. Toast him.

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Swallow your pride and tell him, “Guy, I like you oh. Let’s be eating each other’s work in the eyes of the carton.” That’s unrefined, but I know you can do better than that.

6. Take his name to God in prayers.

What can prayer not do? Nothing biko. Just find his name and leave prayers to do its work.

7. Do juju.

In case prayer is not your thing, juju is there. You won’t even have to sweat. Just put his mother’s name and that guy will move into your house in the middle of the night.

8. Last last, maybe you should rest.

Because if you are looking for how to make a guy fall in love with you, maybe that relationship is bound to fail right from the very beginning. Just saying.

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